Only Flairea & Angelina... where the hell is atsuranta?

flairea: hi... my name is flairea. you may remember from fine quality programs such as
Stupidity at it's best, the happy house, and the happy house road trip. Today I bring you
Where the hell is atsuranta?

angelina: yo dude, where is she? I know she got away from the snap king

flairea: um... i dunno... atsuranta... what's an atsuranta? Never heard of it..

angelina: flairea... I know your hiding something!

flairea; DAMN't don't look at me like that!! Okay okay, i pawned her off to the italian
mafia as a mail order bride. It got me ten bucks and I was low on cash that day! Can you
blame me? I needed caffine badly.

angelina: FLAIREA! What are we gonna doooo! We have to go find her!! 
At times like this, I wish I was fox mulder

song i wish i was fox mulder. 

add lib: flairea; you've never been to arkansaw etc...

angelina: OMIGAD look it's a shiney penny

flairea; ooh shiney, hey there's another one...and another one

angelina: i've died and gone to penny heavan, it's a whole trail of pennies!!!

flairea; and they're all shiney

announcer: three hunder and forty six thousand nine hundred and forty three pennies later..

flairea; wow, if i would've found this yesterday, i wouldn't have sold atsuranta.

angelina; that doesn't matter now, cuz we're rich!! Let's go shopping!! 

flairea; to the everything store!!

duna la duna duna duna lalallala

angelina; duna dun dun

flairea; angelina, yo dude we're here... ANGELINA!

angelina; oh hey we're here at the everything store, they have everything

(pulse ... but everything) 

EVIL walmart greeting; hello and welcome to walmart, i mean the everything store. Walmart
are idiots because they fired me for some unknown reason. 

angelina: thanks dudey... OH LOOK!! there's some frogs!!

flairea; and i think they talk!

frog 1; ribbit
frog 2; ribbit too

frog 1; what are you staring at?

frog 2; don't mess with me homey, i wip, i wip you good

frog 1; don' cross the line man don't cross the line

frog2; don't touch me, you will not buy me! nooon going into self destruct mode
BOOM!!!

angelina; well that was fun

flairea; it's in my hair, it's guts are in my hair stupid flies...

angelina; maybe we should go to the shampoo aisle.

flairea; shampoo, it's shampoo from ranma

angelina; shut up. she's not here!!!

walmart dude; STOP! You're not going anywhere!! I'm going to abduct you!!

angelina; no you're with the aliens

flairea; that would explain a few things

angelina; hey do you know the smoking man, he's dead now, but did you know him

walmart; what are you talking about??? I'm making you my prisoners to get revenge on 
walmart... insert evil laugh here.. i mean hahahhahahahha

angelina; if atsuranta was here, she'd save us. BUT no!!! She's a mafia war bride!! 
Atsuranta, we're going to die alone thanks to flairea.

flairea; you're not really alone cuz i'm here.

angelina; shhh, you're gonna kill the dramatic effect!! 

flairea; oooooh. dramatic effect... just like it's dramatic when someone falls down on 
trowa.

angelina; don't have your fantasies while were in trouble here. damn't!!

walmart; you shall die at my hands... AND THEN THEY"LL HAVE TO RE-HIRE ME!!

flairea; that'd just get you in jail man, trust me, i know these things. been there, done 
that, got the t-shirt.

angelina; yes, flairea KNOWS

frog 1; ribbit...

angelina; all we need now is some type of hero to waltz in and save us! Maybe atsuranta 
will magically appear to us and get us out of this mess!

frog 1; have no fear i am da frog!! 

flairea; oh look it's the frog that didn't self destruct. 

frog 1; i da frog shall save you. taste my wrath walmart boy.. WAP!

angelina; he did it! the frog saved us!! WE"RE FREEEEE!!

frog 1; i did it all for you... my love

angelina; hee hee, the frog loves you flairea!!

flairea; eeeheeeh... that's nice..

angelina; maybe you should kiss it, it could turn into a prince, maybe even trowa.

flairea; okay, but only one kiss... smmoooch sound... yuck

angelina; um... nothing happened..

flairea; i just kissed a frog for nothing!!! EEEEeeew i can taste flies

frog 1; i love you. you've just proven our love, when's our wedding going to be.

angelina; can i be the brides maid! 

flairea; no!! because there's no wedding! GAD!!

frog 1; aw, she's playing hard to get!

angelina; you guys can make little froglets and live happily ever after.

flairea; eeeewwww

angelina; c'mon guys let's celebrate with supper, DOWN TOWN!!

*song* 

angelina; lalalalalalala city

flairea; um, angelina the songs over...

angelina; oh yea... i forgot...  after supper can we look for atsuranta?

flairea; who's atsuranta again?

voice; moon fire productions does your body good. 

fin